Heffalump

As way of making up up for the late post, here's a poem what I wrote at work:

The elephant is a curious bird

It flies from tree to tree

It builds it's nest from sugar lumps

And has pickled buns for tea

But fear the vengeful pachyderm

For if you should get his goat

He'll grab you with his trunkleton

And shove you down his throat

I must say, it's a fucking miracle that I haven't been given a book deal yet.

Love and Fishes

Dave Denton